You know those conspiracy theorists who are all like “Yeah the media and entertainment industry are just here to distract us from the real issues in the world”? We all have those friends. I’m lucky (?) enough to have multiple. Well, it’s times like these where I can’t help but think they’re right. North Carolina is literally tearing itself to pieces, yet 70% of the week has been spent talking about two movie stars ending their marriage. As my boy, Dr. Evil would say, “Whoopdy doo Basil.”
In comes Samuel L. Mothaf*ckin’ Jackson, who for about three decades now, has done nothing but speak the mothaf*ckin’ truth. Appearing on Good Morning Britain, promoting some movie (I guess?) called Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, Jackson was asked what he thought about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce.
His response? Classic Samuel L:
Also, anytime I can work a Seinfeld, South Park, or Chappelle Show reference into an article, I do, so here you go (fun fact, the second guy to order was my screenwriting teacher at Rutgers):