McKenna Clark is a freshman at the University of Wisconsin-Richland. Unfortunately, she thought it was a good idea to put off her Criminal Justice assignment to the last minute. If that wasn’t bad enough, her solution was a drunken rush job of an essay, concluding with “love you.” The next day she went through her sent emails and realized her mistake. We can only assume that she entered a panicked state at this point. Hopefully, Professor Grams cut her some slack and Clark was able to make up the assignment.
Clark went on to post a thoughtful little PSA on Twitter: “Don’t write papers hammered and then turn them in like me.” The PSA went viral with over 100,000 likes and over 36,000 shares. It’s safe to assume that someone from her town of Appleton, Wisconsin has found out by now. If having an embarrassing moment go viral isn’t enough to make you be more considerate of your actions, nothing else will. We’re rooting for you, McKenna. You can read her full essay below.
Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic. Professor Grams, my name is McKenna, I had some Dr. Pepper’s I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can’t do it right now. I am better now however, because the Dr. Pepper’s wore off I am now contemplating the assignmetn that you gave me. It’s illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.