I’ve been alive for over 23 years. Actually, to be exact, I’ve been alive for 23 years, 4 months, 20 days. And in those 8,543 days, this very well may be the hottest thing I’ve ever witnessed that I wasn’t personally experiencing. Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong. Tell me this isn’t one of the hottest things you’ve ever seen on the internet.
It’s just… Wow. So much wow. Short of my own personal real-life experiences, this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. This GIF came to us directly from the
heavens Pia Arrobio’s Snapchat, who is a friend of Ratajkowski’s. The video has since been deleted, but the GIF will live on forever. One day, they will form religions based on the belief in this GIF. This GIF is simultaneous proof that both heaven and aliens exist. This GIF should be extensively studied, and then put into both the Museum of Modern Art AND the Museum of Natural History. Honestly, I’m convinced Emily Ratajkowski is the next stage in human evolution.
*Speechless* *Profusely Sweating* *Re-position how I’m sitting* *Flip & Tuck* *Ready to go home for the day*
This woman is not real.
I also want to give a shout out to walking cesspool Robin Thicke. Without him and his endlessly obnoxious song “Blurred Lines,” the world may have never discovered Emily.