F*ckin’ Switzerland, man. They just got it allllll figured out don’t they. First their world famous neutrality, and now this: a new Swiss café will allow customers to order oral sex with their cup of coffee. That’s right, a BJ with your coffee beans.
The $45 (?!?!?!?) deal will be offered at the shop in Geneva which is due to open at the end of the year. Customers will be able to order a coffee, and then magically select a prostitute using an iPad. The firm that plans to set up the café, Facegirl. Bradley Chavet, who represents Facegirl, told Swiss newspaper that men will LITERALLY be able to order a drink and then make themselves comfortable at the café’s bar, and then catch a quick beej.
I hope none of you enjoy my articles, because this will be the last one I ever write, as my flight to Switzerland leaves in a couple of hours.