This DC Metro Crime Is The Most Disgusting Thing That Could Happen On A Train

Lawrence Harris was arrested on Friday morning for a crime so disgusting, so gross, that I think it may warrant solitary confinement for the rest of his life. Not the death penalty–that’s too easy and too quick. We’re talking a 25-year-old living the rest of his life all by his lonesome and perverted self.
So what’d this weirdo do? Police say that on May 24th, Lawrench placed a “fluid-filled condom” on a DC Metro female passenger’s shoulder. Obviously it doesn’t take a brainiac to take a wild guess at what the fluid actually was, so I think you can see why we’re so disturbed about this. As if slashings, murders, and muggings weren’t a big enough deal–now we have dudes leaving children deposits on random people’s shoulders.
From Fox5DC:

25-year-old Lawrence Nathaniel Harris turned himself in Friday morning after he was charged with simple assault for the alleged incident that happened on May 24 onboard a Largo-bound Blue Line train.
Police identified the 25-year-old from Northeast D.C. as a possible suspect from digital camera footage. He was also positively identified by the victim, who was not injured.

Not injured, but that passenger definitely decided to start taking taxis to work.

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