It’s a tough time to be a beauty queen. First there was the woman kicked out of the Miss Colombia pageant after photos of her in a (gasp} bikini were discovered online. Now Burmese beauty queen May Myat Noe was stripped of her title as the oddly named Miss Asia Pacific World for being rude and dishonest. Oh, and for refusing to get breast implants. [photo via...]
Yeah, you read that right. After being crowned Miss Asia Pacific World in May, Ms. Noe was sent by pageant officials to the hospital to receive breast implants. The pageant’s director of media, David Kim, said that this move is not unprecedented, and is actually par for the course for women representing their organization. “We thought she should be more beautiful … so as soon as she arrived we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts. It’s our responsibility. If she has no good nose, then maybe, if she likes, we can operate on her nose. If it’s breasts, then breasts.”
After refusing to comply, and several other instances of behavior deemed unbecoming to the organization, she was stripped of her title. However, that’s when the fun begins in this story. Ms. Noe then absconded with her Swarovski tiara, valued between $75,000 and $150,000, and is refusing to give it back. This has sent pageant organizers into an unprecedented tizzy.
However this thing shakes out, I think there’s one thing we can all agree on. May Myat looks just fine without implants. In fact, she looks better than fine. Just check her out in the gallery below, and you’ll understand what we mean. Saddling her with a pair of frankenboobs will only destroy her natural beauty. And Ms. Noe, if you’re reading this, we’re happy to offer you full asylum at our place, should you need it…