11 Ways To Prepare For The Return Of “The League”

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Are you preparing mentally and physically for the return of The League? If you’re not familiar with this obscenely ridiculous show, it’s about a bunch of douchebags (and I say that in the nicest possible way) that play fantasy football. Spoiler alert: hijinks and hilarity ensue. You’ve met all of these guys IRL– or you are one of them. Whether you’re your league’s commissioner or have 0 interest in fantasy, this FXX raunch fest is unreal. It’s basically a fantasy show about playing fantasy football (unfortunately, your league probably won’t get to visit the Cowboys training camp anytime soon).

Season 6 is back on September 3rd at 10 PM, and here’s to hoping that Andre finally gets the respect he deserves. Here are 11 ways to prepare for its glorious return.

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1. Have yourself an epic Shiva blast


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2. Get your vision checked to make sure you can see the screen


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3. Plant a guest bong


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4. Hire an au pair so your kids don’t bother you while you’re watching


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5. Terrorize the neighborhood dressed as Mr. McGibblets


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6. Learn a new skill (everyone loves a flautist)


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7. Go shopping


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8. Learn to dance


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9. Invite your friends over for a casual crawfish boil


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10. Provide cocktails–and make sure to coat the rim


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11. Invite your Eskimo brothers over to watch with you

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