Sometimes, you really think that you’re guaranteed to get it in, and when that doesn’t happen it can be a let down. That’s what happened in Butte, Montana last Saturday. After William McDaniel, 53, paid $350 for a private dance, he expected a little more bang for his buck. When his sexual advances were turned down, he called 911, naturally. Look, if all dudes called the authorities when they were disappointed in how their night was going, this country would have even more of a police problem.
This all took place at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club, near a popular truck stop. When McDaniel called the po-po to complain that the stripper wouldn’t sex him, they immediately arrested him. Instead of spending the night with the stripper, he spent it in the Butte-Silver Bow Detention Center. McDaniel was released Sunday morning after posting a $550 bond, so this was definitely one of the more expensive lap dances in Montana.
If you’re personally interested in checking out the scene at the strip club, you should take a look at Yelp before you book a flight. Dan M. complains that, it’s “dirty and smells like vomit,” going on to say, “Even the stripper pole looked like it was going to break loose from the floor. Cleanliness and attitude need to be addressed. I will not go back.”