15 Reasons Gettysburg College Parties Harder Than Your School

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15 Reasons Why Gettysburg College Parties Harder Than Your School1

There are people who believe that their school parties hard, then there are Gettysburg College students who know the truth. This post is for those in the former group.

Before you get too giddy about your Fall Semester to kick off, we’d like you to know something: the students of Gettysburg College party harder than you. Every d*mn day. [lead image via Anthony Foti]

From the day freshmen arrive on campus, to the day they graduate with a diploma in one hand and a beer in the other, Gettysburg students are consistently putting an absolute beatdown on both their livers and the sad congregations of scholars you call parties. Like it or not, Gettysburg is a drinking school with a history problem.

Here’s a few reasons that accurately describe why you should know Gettysburg parties harder than you:

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1. Because we’re ranked #2 in terms of Greek Life by Princeton Review–so not only do we thrive in dark basements and day drinking on porches, we’re rich enough to afford the best quality powdered Kool Aid for jungle juice.


2. Because our football team isn’t any good, so it’s up to the students to represent on “Game Day.”


3. Because we’re one of the few places in the world where it’s socially acceptable to get black out and then go eat some B-Hole.


4. Because when we’re offered free food at something called “Midnight Madness,” it’s a sin not to black out.


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5. Because you need to be drunk to actually understand what the guys at Pizza House are saying to you. “Misshuspissahaws”


6. Because if you have to make a trip to a place called Beer Mart to get beer, you might as well get a lot of it. Thanks, Pennsylvania laws!


7. Because more people at Gettysburg have Adderall prescriptions than they do scholarships. (Not actually based on any real numbers)


8. Because it’s one of the few places you can go to drink in a mine shaft.


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9. Because you never have to drink alone–ghosts are everywhere.


10. Because the points system actually serves as a badge of honor.


11. Because Springfest.


12. Because the school’s slogan “Do Great Work,” applies to much more than school work (like Nude Photo Hunt at Momma’s).


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13. Because Abraham Drinkin should be our unofficial mascot.


14. Because you’re never quite sure if you’re still totally wasted from last night’s party, or if there’s really a Civil War reenactor in your class.


15. Because we know that the key to seeing the same group of people every night is blacking out.

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