So yesterday I was too busy celebrating my real life girlfriend’s birthday to realize that it was also my fake internet girlfriend Charlotte McKinney’s birthday too. Amateur move, I know–but the professional thing to do is just come right out and admit when you’ve made a mistake. She turned 23.
Of course, no other site in the world is reporting on her birthday either, but that’s neither here nor there. When it comes to Miss McKinney, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard. That’s the only way we’ll get to hang out with her in real life. Right? Right.
We’re guessing that 23 is going to be big year for her. In an interview she did with website It’s AO-AO, she came right out and said the words that we’ve wanted to hear from her for so long, “Dream brand to me would just being in Sports Illustrated. It’s been my bible for years and I think I’d be a great match for it too.”
That’s all we needed to hear, honey. We’ll get on the phone and make it happen for you yesterday.