Is Kentucky’s Cory Johnson Losing Weight Because He Poops? [VIDEO]

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College football is about to get underway again and players are officially back in training. The University of Kentucky’s Cory Johnson has been working on his weight but he’s having problems maintaining it. He blames it on (I kid you not) his pooping habits.

A reporter from Lexington’s NBC affiliate reported on Kentucky’s first day of practice and spoke to the defensive tackle about how hard it is to maintain a training regime after coming off such a long and relaxing break. He talked about how much his weight fluctuates and how hard it is to stay at the right amount, especially during the season. When the reporter asked him what causes his weight fluctuations, Johnson drops the big, brown bomb that “I guess because I poop so much and I try to poop like five times a day, three times a day but it’s hard to maintain when you’ve got so much going out.”

The reporter ended the interview there because there’s isn’t a question in the world that could top such a response.

Thankfully, someone watching the news at home taped the bizarre interview and posted it on the web so we could all enjoy it…

So there’s a new angle to consider for LeBron James, too. Hell, even Beavis from Beavis & Butt-head had the same condition, and he always looked pretty svelte. We’re sure that his giant melon made up for most of his weight…

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