“Jersey Shore Massacre” Kills Off Some of NJ’s Most Annoying [VIDEO]

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A movie that turns the  annoying stereotypes from Jersey Shore into a pile of homicide victims is heading to theaters–and while it’s a little late, we’re thinking there must still be an audience for Jersey Shore Massacre. 

The movie features a bunch of Jersey stereotypes heading to the famed Jersey Shore for a weekend of mindless drinking and unprotected sex with meatheads when they learn that all the hotels are booked and they don’t have a place to stay. So they manage to find a comfortable looking house in the woods that they can party in for the weekend. You know the drill by now. A mysterious slasher rises up and starts picking off the horny young adults one by one. This time, however, you expect them to act stupid and get themselves killed in increasingly dumb ways because they’re from Jersey. The movie stars WWE wrestler Giovanni “Romeo” Roselli, Ron Jeremy and Howard Stern Show regulars such as Sal Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot. Former Jersey Shore star Jenni “Jwoww” Farley served as the movie’s executive producer. The movie opens in select theaters on August 19th…

They seem to have most of the show’s cast covered with the atypical Jersey Shore stereotypes from the fat, sassy drama queen to the meathead tanning bed jock. It may just be a movie but you know you wished this kind of thing would have happened on Jersey Shore. It’s a shame that none of the show’s original cast members could even make a cameo so we could see it for ourselves without having to face charges in the real world for aiding and abetting a homicide.

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