We’d like to talk to you about everyday heroes who put their lives on the line every time they step onto the field. We’re talking, of course, about sports reporters.
These brave individuals risk it all to ensure that you’ve got the latest and greatest sideline news coaches and players are contractually obligated to give you–whether it’s what they had for breakfast, or how embarrassed they are to be losing after just the first quarter. And what do they get in return? Knocked the f*ck out.
No amount of makeup can hide sports reporters heads/bodies from flailing bodies or incoming projectiles. It’s really just a matter of time before someone else can be heard saying, “And boom goes the dynamite…“