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Guess Who Manchester United Just (Sort Of Kind Of) Signed?!?

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Yours truly just joined Manchester United, the greatest soccer team in the history of the world. No big deal. We were going to wait a few weeks, but management decided that after NYFC’s big announcement of signing Frank Lampard the timing was right for a story of our own…

If you want to see me and my new crew, come check us out as we absolutely dominate teams as part of the #ManUTour.

• Saturday, July 2               Man Utd vs. AS Roma                  Denver (Sports Authority Field)

• Tuesday, July 29              Man Utd vs. Inter Milan              Washington D.C. (FedEx Field)

• Saturday, August 2          Man Utd vs. Real Madrid            Ann Arbor (Michigan Stadium)

It makes perfect sense to bring me onboard. I mean, if you’re going to have American muscle on the front of the shirt…

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You should have American muscle inside of it too!

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