“Fifty Shades of Grey” Trailer Brings On The Mommy Porn [VIDEO]

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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Video

It’s a good day to be a horny suburban dad with a closet full of belts, as the first trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey gets released to the thrills of ladies everywhere. Or at least in those suburbs, where the kinky book series has brought various fantasies to women who can now read sex scenes in public on a Kindle without anyone noticing why they’re getting all flushed. Which is a nice thought.

Anyway, we’ve already published a fine article on everything that guys should know about Fifty Shades of Grey. As for this film, you have ladies lusting after Jamie Dornan, and a nice transition in this trailer from Dakota Johnson. She goes from prim to passionate in what makes a really good case for seeing this movie.

And don’t forget that Dakota is the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, and her mom made her first big splash playing a porn star in Brian De Palma’s daring Body Double back in 1984, so there’s kind of a family tradition going on here. So let’s say hooray for Hollywood while watching a trailer that sure gets our attention towards the end…..

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