Twerking Russian Girls Might Save Us From A New Cold War [VIDEO]

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Russian Twerking Girls 3

We know that the Russians are causing a lot of international tension nowadays, but we think that everyone can learn a lesson from this year’s Siberian Dancehall Contest 2014–where the women of Siberia show us how to resolve a conflict by twerking. Why didn’t we think of that? Of course, nobody wants to see John Kerry twerking. What we want to see is just like what we’re seeing in these pics and the video below.

That, of course, is hot babes hitting the dance floor and twerking furiously to resolve their conflicts. In the process, of course, we’re seeing a Russian conflict getting resolved Western-style. That’s right–we’re pretty sure that twerking is as all-American as apple pie and Miley Cyrus and our great jazz tradition.

In fact, twerking emerged from New Orleans, so there’s a very direct connection to jazz. We guess that these lovely ladies aren’t concerned about that, but it warms our heart to see a Western influence having a direct effect on Russian tensions. So let’s all enjoy this video and hope that the world gathers around these rockin’ Russian women. There’s an important lesson to be learned here. Plus, some really awesome asses shaking it Siberia-stylee…

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