This Saturday is National Hot Dog Day, a day that’s devoted to the most delicious and awkward-looking concoction of meats ever created.
At least with bananas you can break off a piece so that it doesn’t look like you’re eating a d*ck–not the case with hot dogs.
So to celebrate the holiday that would (and should) only exist in these United States of America, we pulled together a tasty collection of female celebrities intentionally doing their best to look sexy while eating foods like hot dogs and popsicles. They certainly know what they’re doing.
We’re still waiting on a hot chick to take down this 125-pounder.