Katherine Webb Married AJ McCarron Instead Of Us [33 CONSOLING PICS]

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Devastating news today as Katherine Webb, the drop dead gorgeous former Miss Alabama, has gotten married to her jock fiancé AJ McCarron. The couple tied the knot yesterday in Alabama, and frankly, we’re a little surprised that she would choose a quarterback for a team that couldn’t even make it out of the first round of the playoffs over any one of our eligible coed staff writers.

Not to toot our own horn here, but we have infinitely more knowledge of what women want than a 23-year-old with only three national championships to his name. Sure, he’s got money and good looks and all that, but so did Tim Tebow, and look how he ended up. In three years, a simple knee injury could get this McCarron guy riding the bench in the CFL. Does she really want to move to Canada? Doesn’t seem like a good career move for her.

We’d love to congratulate them, but it’s hard to be happy for someone that’s clearly settling when she could be doing so much better. And she’d better not think that when things go south that we’ll just be sitting around waiting for her to come crawling back. That’s not the way we do things around here. Except with the occasional exception, which might be Katherine, who can call us, if she wants to…

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