Sega’s New “Yakuza” Game Will Reward You With Porn Stars

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Sega is finally getting around to working on another Yakuza game–and while we don’t know much about the game’s new features or the central story, we do know it will have porn stars.

No, your sex-addled mind isn’t imagining things. According to Kotaku, the new game really will have real porn stars. Really.

Sega producer Masayoshi Yokoyama announced the game’s most interesting feature in an interview with the Japanese gaming website Famitsu. He described the new feature as something “that men can most enjoy.” A quick glance at the game’s official website revealed that the thing “men can most enjoy” will be porn stars. Right now, players are voting for their top five choices of the porn stars they would like to see in the new game. Then Sega will put them in the game as part of a special, secret video that will either be an Easter egg hidden in the game or a special reward for kicking and punching a lot of people in the head and chest.

Naturally, this news is causing a bit of a stir among some gamers who think the addition of female porn stars is sexest and inappropriate. We, however, believe that this is how every video game should work. Imagine how much more fun and less frustrating the first Super Mario Bros. would have been if you had to save a series of porn stars instead of princesses in Bowser’s castles. Granted, we’d all probably have carpal tunnel syndrome by now but we’re sure it would have been worth it.

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