We know that awsome Aussie WWE Diva known as Emma was busted at Walmart for allegedly shoplifting an iPad case–but we’re pretty much ready to embrace Emma’s innocence, mostly because we’re pretty much ready to embrace Emma. Besides, she has a perfectly valid excuse that she just forgot to ring it up at the self-checkout cash register.
Also, today is the 52nd anniversary of the opening of the first Walmart, and we just can’t believe Emma would besmirch Walmart on such an important occasion, even if she isn’t really an American. Emma is still a beloved diva to us. Actually, we guess that all of the Divas are beloved by the COED staff, judging from our rush to celebrate gals like Kaitlyn, Eva Marie, Paige, Michelle McCool, Layla, Cameron, Trish Stratus, and The Bella Twins.
Emma is still very important to us as the only WWE Diva with an Australian accent, and we bet the self-checkout cash registers in Australia are totally different than the American kinds. Also, Emma was arrested in Hartford, Connecticut, which is where the WWE headquarters are, so there could be any number of evil WWE types who could’ve framed her.
The good news is that American justice is fair, and Emma only has to do a day of community service, and that’ll probably involve a visit to a children’s hospital to thrill some lucky adolescents. We’re feeling much better about how all of that has worked out for the gal. Now check out these pics and see if you can’t just feel Emma’s innocence welling up…