The Rapper Who Cut Off His You-Know-What Wants to Do Porn [VIDEO]

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Christ Bearer

Christ Bearer, the (vaguely) Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper who cut off his own junk during a raging drug stupor, is back and he’s ready to prove that he still works “down there” by starring in his own porn movie.

TMZ ran into the rapper and asked him how things were going. He launched into a mega storm of personal hype in front of the camera and name dropped just about every project, social media account and rapper either directly or loosely connected to his name. Then when the cameraman finally gets in another question, he asks “Does everything still work?” Mr. Bearer throws a couple of choice cuss words into the camera and insists that nothing had to be reattached. It doesn’t sound like it was nothing. The 911 call that was just released makes it sound like the scene was a real horror show. Either way, he said he’s willing to prove that his manhood is strong by doing his own porno movie…

I’m sure I don’t speak for every single man out there but I know I speak on behalf of the majority of American males when I say, “PLEASE DEAR GOD NOOO!” Seriously, we’ll just take your word for it that everything is in order “down there.” We believe you. We don’t need to see video documentation of it that will probably scar us for life in ways we really don’t want to imagine right now. Just imaging what happened caused more shrinkage than swimming in a kiddie pool in the middle of the Antarctic.

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