“White Girl Wasted” is a phrase that exists because, let’s face it, white chicks get f*cked up. According to Urban Dictionary (our reputable source for this kind of “article”), the term derives from the phenomenon that occurs when freshmen ladies are unleashed on campuses every fall.
Women who are white girl wasted can often be seen singing lewd rap songs, dancing on tables, and posting selfies of themselves drinking large amounts of liquor. They can even be seen hashtagging themselves as #WhiteGirlWasted. That’s a commitment to a stereotype we can’t help but admire. Keep doing you, white girls. Keep doing you.