Sandra Grohman is a 29-year-old mother who was arrested for public intoxication–which was probably a good idea, since she seems drunk enough to have confused her mugshot for an audition as Melissa McCarthy’s stand-in. The actual public intoxication was a bad idea, of course.Another bad idea? For the town of Humble, Texas to keep this classic mugshot hidden away from the public for so long. Sandra was arrested way back on April 22nd. We could’ve used an inspiring mugshot like Sandra’s to help us get through that difficult week.
And can the story behind this mugshot get any funnier? Well, no. We mentioned that Sandra’s a mother, right? A concerned citizen noticed that Sandra was a little tipsy after the new mom stumbled and caused her 1-month-old infant to fall out of a stroller. That kind of makes this mugshot a little more sad. Except that Sandra sure doesn’t think so. Yeah, we don’t think that we’re going to go with her judgment. It’s always a good idea to smile in your mugshot. You don’t want to someday make the papers while looking all weepy. This, however, really is kind of too much.