Charlize, Amanda & Sarah: Wild Breasts At “Million Ways” Premiere [PICS]

We know that the weekend is all about Godzilla, but A Million Ways to Die in the West suddenly has our interest–thanks to the film’s leading ladies getting together to give us a Million Ways to Die While Being Distracted By Their Breasts. Charlize Theron was fairly demure, and we’re going to blame her grumpy boyfriend Sean Penn for that. He sure didn’t look happy on the red carpet, and we’ve spared you any pics of that guy.  [Photo via…]

We do, however, have plenty of pics featuring Amanda Seyfried‘s amazing sideboob,. There’s also Sarah Silverman in a low-cut number that could’ve only been improved by her wearing the corset that she’s sporting in the movie’s trailer. You can go to that link and be reminded that  A Million Ways to Die in the West also stars writer/director Seth MacFarlane, along with Liam Neeson and Neil Patrick Harris and other actors who don’t look nearly as good in corsets.

To be fair, a lot of people are paying big bucks to see Neil Patrick Harris in a corset in “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” on Broadway right now. Maybe we should be less judgmental. We’re still looking forward to paying slightly-smaller bucks to see Charlize Theron and these gals in A Million Ways to Die in the West–which we now hope skips the big laughs and concentrates on being about the struggle of poor pioneering frontier women who hopefully turn to each other for comfort…

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