Ultimate Bro Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Sends Epic Letter To Porn Star

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So a couple weeks ago,  millionaire playboy and all-around super bro Dan Bilzerian almost killed a porn star when he threw her off of a roof. Well, the porn star Janice Griffith is apparently threatening to sue Hustler magazine (which seemingly funded the shoot) and Bilzerian himself for $85,000.

Total Frat Move claims that they got the exclusive letter sent from Bilzerian’s douche lawyer to Griffith’s lawyer. When we say that this letter is rough, we are not joking in the slightest. This guy just lays into Griffith. He basically shames her by all of the hashtags that she uses  on a daily basis on Instagram and Twitter. (Let’s just say they’re NSFW.) Also, some really excellent sarcasm runs rampant throughout the letter.  The woman is asking for $85,000 in compensation for the work that she missed as a result of a broken foot, and Bilzerian has a net worth of $100 million–so maybe he should go ahead and fork over the money. But then, we’re speaking as broke COED staffers.

We’ll see if it turns out that the letter is a fake [COED Update: We have heard from Bilzerian's camp that the letter is, indeed, real]. So, it appears he really does have a lawyer who’s educated in fluent Brospeak. Check out the letter and judge for yourself…

 

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