Klondike Puts the “Porn” in “Food Porn” With Their New Ad [VIDEO]

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Remember those ads when the people at Klondike would ask random strangers “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” Their latest ad tosses that idea out the window, and goes with something that would be NSFW if it ran a few seconds longer.

The ad is for Klondike’s new line of ice cream candy bars–and since it’s not the usual square ice cream bar, the advertisers decided to do something a little different with this one. They decided to explain how these unique ice cream treats are, um, made using that classic trope of a candy dressed as a sultry nurse, a nervous Klondike bar who needs an examination and a 70’s porno music soundtrack with more bass than Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades.”Then it has a twist ending and no, it doesn’t involve the Klondike bar suddenly spraying whipped cream or vanilla ice cream all over the candy bar…

It’s amazing how far we’ve come as a species that something like this could become a TV ad without some niggling, whining toadies claiming it should be pulled off the air because it offends them. Plus, this won’t be just a one-time ad. According to AdAge, the advertising company that created is teaming up with College Humor to do a series of similar ads for Klondike’s new product. This could be a groundbreaking mark in history. One day, we’ll be watching porn on the FOX Network and remembering when the closest our TV came to true adult entertainment was a commercial about fornicating desserts.

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