We’re never really been afraid of growing old–but that was before we saw this video of an old man getting his ass kicked by a speed bump. This is totally terrifying. We can barely negotiate our way to the COED offices in the wake of a mild hangover, and now we have to worry about the road rising and knocking us down once we’re of a certain age? Our only comfort is that this video is from Slovakia, and we’re just going to hope that place is built on the side of a mountain, and you can’t tell because of the angle of the video camera. Now we’re going to go price one of those Rascals that everybody’s using over at Walmart. Nobody ever falls down when they’re in a Rascal, right?