In what seems to have become a now-weekly installment of morons who take selfies, we have this genius who was kicked in the head as he attempted to take a selfie next to a moving train. The idiot in question would be Jared Michael, who technically was attempting to take a selfie as a moving picture (because it’s a video) while standing extremely close to a fast train.
And then Jared had his own head moved. As he describes on the YouTube page, “I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a ‘safe’ distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up.” We won’t say the same for the conductor, who definitely taught this kid a good lesson. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again–selfies have officially gone too far. And we’ll add that Jimmy Kimmel’s fake viral videos have gone too far, as well. You know, just in case.