I use the term “hoax” not because I’m trying to bait you into clicking this, but because women don’t poop–that’s scientific fact. Like when Ron Burgandy famously exclaimed that “men’s brains are bigger” and then it was actually true! You gotta fully commit to the myth, people. Otherwise, it stops being true.
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