Ross McMakin, a 21 year old Oregon resident, was arrested for a DUI after driving on the sidewalk, hitting a parked car and then attacking his girlfriend. All while wearing a shirt that says “Drunk As Sh*t.” This has gotta be one of the dumbest DUI stories we’ve ever heard.
The genius at hand is accused of drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation. Why, oh why, do you have that dumb smile in your mugshot, Ross? Part of us wants to believe that this guy is just trolling the world and couldn’t have been stupid enough to be wearing that shirt on the night when this all went down. However, at the end of the day…maybe it’s not too hard to believe.
Check out the full picture in all its glory below: