If you’ve been thinking about your inevitable death a little more than usual today, that’s probably because it’s National Epitaph Day!
Why would anyone create National Epitaph Day? We have no idea. If we had to guess, it was probably started by people who make tombstones who were bored of engraving the same old epitaphs over and over again. You can only engrave “Loving Father, Devoted Husband” so many times before you start to envy the dead.
Take some time today to make sure you come up with an original and fun epitaph. Don’t be a selfish jerk and make the tombstone engraver’s job harder than it has to be. The last thing you want is for people to feel bored when they walk past your tombstone.
To inspire you, here are ten funny epitaphs that will make people laugh out loud when they stand over your remains.