Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is finally here! Normally that kind of news signals the beginning of nice weather, sunshine, and confidence in your team–but as a New York Mets fan currently looking at clouds and rain, I am seeing/feeling none of these things.
In an attempt to distract myself from all the doom and gloom in the news right now, I’m going to start looking at “baseball fans” in body paint. Technically, these women are direct violations of the official dress code but since Bud Selig doesn’t know how to work a microphone, he probably doesn’t know how to work a computer. We should be safe.