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Twilight star Nikki Reed and her husband Paul McDonald just broke up, so now she’s available!

No one reading this probably has much of a shot to date Reed. But even if it’s statistically impossible, it’s still a little possible…right? Like, people say playing the lottery is stupid, but sometimes people win.

Maybe you’re walking down the street and notice Nikki Reed tying her shoe. She has no idea that a piano is about to fall on her head because the movers skimped on the quality of rope. You push her out of the way just in time! Then she falls in love!

Wherever the piano district is in your down, head there immediately and wait for Nikki Reed to show up.

via E! News Online

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