Presenting The “Z Jay” Of Sex Moves Brackets: The Degrading Region

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Our Ridiculous Sex Moves Bracket continues on today, unlike Duke (shots fired). This time we’re asking you all to vote for your favorite “Degrading” sex move. It’s not going to be an easy task, considering all the weird sh*t that people have been coming up with, but we’re certain that you can do it.

For those of you who’ve already forgotten, here’s what the full Ridiculous Sex Moves bracket looks like:

Once we’re done with this region, we’ll update the brackets to properly reflect which “Degrading” and “Celebrity” sex move you sick f*cks chose.

Not that it matters, but my favorites are the “Spiderman” (because it sounds so funny to yell Spiderman! at a chick) and Z Jay because it’s so damned mysterious.

THE “DEGRADING” REGION

TeaRodeo

(1) Teabag

Definition: The insertion of one man’s sack into another person’s mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

 (16) The Rodeo

Definition: Knowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the closet. While doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. Try to hold on for 8 seconds.

EiffelBowtie

(8) The Eiffel Tower

Definition: A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a beej. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

 (9) The Cincinnati Bowtie

Definition: F*cking a woman’s cleavage from above, rather than from below.

TromboneSuperman

(4) The Rusty Trombone

Definition: To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

 (13) The Superman

Definition: When a guy busts on a girl’s back while she sleeps and then sticks a cape (blanket) on her back, thus making her Superman. Men usually do this because they are pissed at the girl for some reason.

GorillaTub

(5) The Gorilla

Definition: Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl’s chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl’s manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.

 (12) Dog In A Bathtub

Definition: This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s butt. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. Also known as “Clown that girl Carl” in certain videos.

RomanChip

(3) The Roman Helmet

Definition: While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion.

 (14) The California Potato Chip

Definition: When you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style.

SpidermanMask

(6) The Spiderman

Definition: When a guy busts in his hand and then flings it at a girl yelling “SPIDERMAN!”

 (11) The Arabian Death Mask

Definition: The sexual act of stretching one’s testicles over the eyes of another (known as “The Arabian Goggles”), but also placing the anus over the receiver’s mouth at the same time.

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(7) The Catcher’s Mitt

Definition: The act of bending someone over, grabbing their buttocks and sticking your thumb in their butt. Make the hand that a catcher does while putting his hand in a mitt and you understand what we mean.

 (10) The Oral Reddenbacher

Definition: To get head from some chick while wearing a tub of popcorn over your head.

ZJayCone

(2) Z-Jay

Definition: If you don’t know what a Z-Jay is, you can’t afford one.

 (15) The Turkish Snowcone

Definition: The act of masturbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone

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