Chris Brown Pursuing Settlement In Assault Case, Might Walk Free

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Things might just be looking up for everyone’s least favorite person: Chris “Breezy”  Brown. Not that he deserves it.

Brown has just been diagnosed with a mental disorder. This one isn’t about his behavior, though. According to TMZ, Breezy’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, has found the lawyer for the man, who claims to have had his nose broken by Brown in D.C. and offered him a large amount of settlement money. The website claims that Geragos is pushing for a civil settlement and if the man in question agrees not to pursue the case, Brown could get off with no jail time and absolutely no rehab, essentially coming out of the case better than he went in. Seeing as how Brown just got kicked out of rehab, he’s probably pretty pumped about all of this. The entire case should be cleared up within a day or two, with everyone walking away satisfied. 

For someone who’s constantly in trouble with the law for doing reckless and terrible stuff all around, Brown has had some pretty good luck in avoiding any real jail time or consequences. So, sadly, once again it looks like Team Breezy is going to be victorious.

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