Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Bigger Now [PHOTOS]

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It’s a very special time in Scarlett Johansson’s life–by which we mean that she’s pregnant, but hasn’t began to show yet, except for the fact that her breasts have suddenly dramatically increased in size. So we really mean that this is a very special time in the lives of Scarlett Johansson’s fans. That impressive new bod made a splashy debut, too. Scarlett’s enhanced form made its impressive premiere at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier–and that’s kind of appropriate, since it looks like Scarlett’s breasts took some Super Soldier serum.

This reminds us of how an actress named Melissa Sue Anderson once wrote about how Johnny Depp once sat next to her at a dinner party and was so amazed by the pregnant gal’s breasts that he actually asked to hold them, and proceeded to do so for several minutes. We doubt that would go as well for us if we sat next to Scarlett Johansson anytime soon.

Anyway, we understand Johnny Depp a lot better now. We’re also more excited than ever about Captain America: The Winter Soldier. We know that Scarlett made the movie before getting pregnant, but did you see that footage from the film where it looks like the Black Widow finally has her sting? We’re talking about the character finally using her wrist armaments, which have been neglected even though they’re vital to the original Black Widow in the comic books. The original comics even said, “Beware the Black Widow’s sting,” and…

Okay. Sorry. Here are some more pics of Scarlett. Compare and contrast that bod, and we’ll go talk about comic books over there…

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