Erin Heatherton is turning 25 years old today–that being March 4, 2014–and things are going pretty well for the Victoria’s Secret model. Or at least that’s how it seems from us rummaging through her garbage whenever we can. Hey, her Cosmo subscription is about to expire. Anyway, it wasn’t that long ago that Erin Heatherton was a gawky schoolgirl back in Skokie, Illinois who didn’t even know that we exist. Now she’s a glamourous supermodel living in New York City who doesn’t even know we exist.
Lots of guys know about Erin Heatherton, though, and we’ll always be indebted to the professional who saw Erin vacationing in Miami Beach with her family and said, “Gee, that looks like a 5’11” supermodel waiting to happen.” She was soon walking the runways for major designers while still underage. But let’s skip those years and jump right to 2008, when Erin made her debut as a Victoria’s Secret model.
Western civilization pretty much began thriving from there. Erin’s been working with all the top designers over the past several years–and she also spent nearly an entire year dating Leonardo DiCaprio, who’s a big loser who didn’t get an Oscar on Sunday night and probably never will, so we bet Erin’s really happy that she got out of that relationship.
We’re hoping that Erin will keep up her relationship with Hollywood. Grown Ups 2 deserved an Oscar just for putting Erin into a cheerleader outfit, and we were also very happy to see her showing up on The League–which is a great television show that did a lot more to show off Erin’s comic talents. For now, though, let’s celebrate Erin’s amazing career by showcasing her body of work…