Yeah, we thought we’d had our fill of Jean Claude Van Damme splits spoofs, but we’re pretty impressed by this Zero-Gravity Split In Space. It may not be as impressive as Zero-Gravity Kate Upton, but it’s pretty cool. Also, we’re thinking that we would’ve enjoyed Gravity a lot more if Jean Claude Van Damme had been in the George Clooney role, and it had been Sandra Bullock who’d gone drifting off into space while JCVD rode a couple of satellites down to Earth like a total boss.
Think about that, Gravity producers, when your crappy little movie doesn’t win the Best Picture Oscar. You should’ve called us, and then you’d have eleventy billion dollars instead of just a billion dollars. Yeah.