Carol Alt has publicly dissed Kate Upton, and all we can think to say is, “Ladies, ladies–there’s enough of the COED staff to please all of you!’ Carol Alt, however, was able to think of other things to say about Kate Upton. Specifically, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model was talking to the Huffington Post, and said of the other Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model:
What I don’t understand with Kate is, what’s all the hullaballo? There are many covers of Sports Illustrated–one girl was just wearing a bottom, no top. I don’t get what all the hullabaloo is. I think what it is is that in this moment there’s just so much social media, and that’s why she’s had more word of mouth than anybody.
Carol then tried to make us feel better about the whole thing by adding, “I like Kate, she’s a pretty girl. But all the girls are nice, and all the girls are pretty.” But we’ll tell you right now that the COED staff will not be taking sides in this battle. Rather, we will show our love for both Carol Alt and Kate Upton in the way in which they are accustomed–by staring at their photos while they have no idea that we exist.
See, we really can be rational sometimes–and now you can rationally judge the hot bods of both a vintage supermodel and the next generation. Judge for yourself, and try not to rationally strain your brain, or other body parts…