Even though the United States lost to Canada in today’s Men’s Olympic Hockey game, the true sign of a champion is one who can get up and dust themselves off for the next step. (OK by definition “champion” might actually be the person standing with a gold medal around their neck, but shut the f*ck up about it already).
That’s why it’s so important for us to publish this edition of “Why This Weekend Won’t Suck,” so that we prevent your weekend from being a total loss. There’s still plenty of opportunities to kill your brain cells. See how to best do that in our list of sweet goings-on below.