Stuff The Intern Forgot: University’s Excessive Pasta Rule [Links]

The University Of Oklahoma Reported Itself To NCAA For Excessive Pasta Consumption

The Oklahoman’s Ryan Aber made an open records request for the University of Oklahoma’s self-reported secondary NCAA violations and published what he found. According to our friends over at Extra Mustard, some of these ludicrous violations included accidentally texting the wrong person, butt-dialing a recruit, and of course, excessive pasta consumption from the buffet line. The players’ punishment was a donation of $3.83 to a charity of their choice. Perhaps it’s time for an intervention.

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