Olympic athletes have trained their whole lives to be able to represent their country. All that dedication, training and hard work can make life difficult for Olympic athletes, but it’s all worth it for the chance to win Gold. Also, they get to stay in the Olympic Village, which has it’s own benefits. This clip from the Onion News Network reveals that the Olympic Village is basically a lavish f**k palace.
It makes sense that there would be so much f**king going on in the Olympic Village. It’s full of the world’s most gorgeous and confident people who will only be together for a couple of weeks before going back to their respective countries. Now that the U.S. Men’s Hockey Team just beat Russia in an epic shoot out, just think of all the f*cking they’re probably doing.