10 Condoms To Keep Romance In Your Valentine’s Day Humping

‚ By 

This coming Friday the 14th is a very special day–and no, actually we’re not talking about Valentine’s Day. We’re talking about Valentine’s Day’s less visible cousin, which is National Condom Day. The fine folks at LifeStyles Condoms reckon that celebrating Valentine’s Day adds up to 87 condoms being used every second during Valentine’s Day–and that’s just in the U.S. alone! That seems fair enough, given that roughly $403 million dollars are spent on cut flowers every V-Day. It’s called return on the investment, folks.

But you want to look romantic when it’s time to pull out the condoms while things are paying out for your big night. You’ll still want to maintain a little of the rose-petals-and-wine feeling in your evening. Keep the romance flowing with these considerate condoms that really fit into the Valentine’s Day vibe. She’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness–and you’ll appreciate her appreciation, if you catch our drift…

Comments
The Backyard: Best Of The Web