Ashley Wagner didn’t hide her generally pissed-off attitude when the figure skater saw her disappointing score at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi–and that’s fine with us. Especially since this quirky beauty is now getting plenty of attention as the first meme of the Olympics. Believe it or not, there was actually some internal debate over including Ashley Wagner in our list of the 23 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 USA Olympic Team. Some misguided COED staffers thought that Ashley was more cute than sexy.
“Yeah,” said the wiser among us, “devastatingly cute!” And now we’ve been proven right. Just like we were about buying the Keurig coffee brewer. But that’s not important right now. What’s important is that Ashley Wagner is supercute, and it’s not her fault that being a figure skater means you have to pull the occasional derp face a la Beyonce. Ashley still has an endorsement deal with CoverGirl, you know. Oh, and she ended up having a great day at the Olympics, too.
So while the world gets a kick out of Ashley Wagner’s unguarded moment, let’s take a moment to admire Ashley’s glorious bod–that, we guess, is probably carefully guarded. She’s a California gal who comes from a military family, you know. Ashley’s 22 years old, but we still would be a little nervous showing up at her door with roses.
Especially since Ashley has a toned bod that could probably kick our collective ass. And since everybody’s celebrating Ashley’s multiple victories today, we’re going to take our own victory lap while reminding our fellow COED staffers why Ashley is our idea of Olympic gold…