Hannah Davis Dumps Derek Jeter in Time For SI Swimsuit Issue [PHOTOS]

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model Hannah Davis has reportedly broken up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. In related news, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model Anne V has broken up with New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey. In further related news, we can’t decide who to ask out for Valentine’s Day. On the one hand, Anne V has that exotic accent and a really banging body, while Hannah Davis is an official American gal, even if she did grow up on the Virgin Islands, and we’re pretty sure those islands were just named after Saint Ursula and her virgin followers, so there’s no need to get hung up over all that.

We’ll also admit to still being entranced by Hannah Davis’ magnificent underboob, which the fine folks at Sports Illustrated have already teased in all its glory as part of this year’s edition of the Swimsuit Issue. Hey, check out the full photo…

Also, some gossip has it that Derek Jeter broke up with Hannah Davis because he wasn’t happy with her impending fame. We have no problem with Hannah’s impending millions fame. We’re all liberated like that. It’s probably for the best that Hannah and that fading baseball star spent the Super Bowl apart. Although it seems that Derek was in Florida and Hannah was here in New York, so we’re not sure what happened with her not giving us a call.

We’re also reminded that Jeter broke up with Minka Kelly just when she began to get really famous for posing really sexy. It could be that Derek Jeter just has a thing against us looking at his girlfriends. Well, there’s no helping that–especially with a gallery like this…

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