The only people with a worse defense than the Denver Broncos last night were the Super Bowl security team. Seattle Seahawks hero–and Super Bowl MVP–Malcolm Smith was giving his post-game press conference when
Paul Giamatti some sweaty balding psycho managed to rush the table, grab Smith’s mic, and declare himself to be a 9/11 truther. Malcolm, fortunately (or not), was in a good mood and didn’t slam the creep down into the same dark hole where Peyton Manning’s ego currently resides. Honestly, we were just happy to see any kind of action before the night was over.