Nothing makes you feel better about yourself than watching your ex’s life fall to pieces after your breakup, which is why Selena Gomez is the Woman Who Won The Week.
Unless you’ve been busy reading about the violent riots in Ukraine, you’ve probably heard that Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami after being charged with drunk driving and resisting arrest. As if that wasn’t bad enough, there were some leaked text messages published earlier in the week that were allegedly sent between Gomez and Bieber that make Bieber look like a real jackass. Usually you have to stalk your exes on Facebook to find out if their lives have gone to hell. Selena gets to find out about it on a “Breaking News” segment on CNN.