Jenna Dewan-Tatum (And Her Breasts) Wow’d Miami [PHOTOS]

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Ocean Drive magazine just became the best magazine in the history of…well, Miami, as the glamorous glossy hosted a big event for their latest issue. You don’t have to live in Miami to consider this vital reading, either, since the Ocean Drive cover star is Jenna Dewan-Tatum. The striking star of Witches of East End showed up at the magazine party in a breast-baring dress that nicely matched the new Ocean Drive cover, which looks exactly like this…

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We’ll understand if you’re off to the airport to pick up your copy of Ocean Drive right now. But you might first want to check out more of Jenna out taking her bows. That must’ve been one uncomfortable red carpet. Or at least we know that we would’ve gotten all hot and fidgety if we had to try to talk to Jenna while she was rocking her bodacious Ta-Tums in that outfit. We’re surprised this pic doesn’t have that tape recorder looking all blurry…

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Speaking of Ta-Tums–yeah, we only got to use that clever pun because of Jenna’s unfortunate marriage to Ol’ What’s-His-Name, who’s probably still off filming 22 Jump Street and didn’t even have the decency to go along to his wife to Miami for her big’uns big night. We tried to tell Jenna that it was a big mistake to marry some shallow movie star instead of a poor misunderstood “stalker” who would’ve been there for her in Miami.

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Well, people make mistakes–except for the people at Ocean Drive, who we’re convinced are total geniuses. So congrats to them for a real smash of a cover story, and we’ll do our own small part by sharing some more pics of Jenna’s amazing bod…

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