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The Official “Polar Vortex” Anthem You Need In Your Life [VIDEO]

The only thing dropping harder than the temperature is this radical beat brought to you by everyone’s favorite German comedian who almost exclusively uses YouTube to promote his work. His name is Flula and he’s got this “Polar Vortex” thing down pat.

This just might go down in history as some of the coldest lyrics ever written.

Update: And because everyone’s been blowing up my cell phone asking me to post the lyrics, here you go:

(Refrain) Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex (Refrain)
Kick it
(Refrain) Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex (Refrain)
Polar Vortex I need some Gore Tex.
You’re freezing my booty,

My face, my cortex.
Polar Vortex
You’re not my buddy
I would give you the finger but it’s hiding in my Snuggie

(Refrain) Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex (Refrain)

Polar Vortex you are freezing
You’re causing much coughing much frostbite much freezing
Polar Vortex I do not crave you
But if you was on a plate I would microwave you
You are so cold
You make me freeze hard

(Refrain) Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex (Refrain)

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