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Razzies Nomination List

Having a hard time remembering all of the worst films of 2013? Yeah, there are a few that we wished we had forgotten, too. But the folks at the Razzie Awards are hard at work compiling the worst in filmmaking of the past year–and here’s a leaked pre-nomination list that sure seems legit. That’s partly because the potential finalists here include Groan Ups, Too. That’s the Razzies’ preferred spelling of Grown Ups 2. You’ll also see their clever way of spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name.

Anyway, this list certainly has a few real disasters here. And a few surprises, but that’s what keeps the Razzies interesting. Check out the list yourself, and don’t be too offended. We have a few favorite films of 2013 in there, too…

Worst Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel 

  • BATTLE OF THE YEAR
  • G.I. JOE: RETALIATION
  • GROAN UPS, TOO
  • A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD
  • THE SMURFS 2
  • TEXAS CHAINSAW 3-D
  • MACHETE KILLS
  • HANGOVER PART III
  • THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY
  • GRUDGE MATCH
  • SCARY MOVIE 5
  • THE LONE RANGER

Worst Screenplay

  • ESCAPE PLAN
  • IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • MOVIE 43
  • SCARY MOVIE 5
  • AFTER EARTH
  • GROAN UPS, TOO
  • THE HOST
  • MACHETE KILLS
  • THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY
  • A MADEA CHRISTMAS
  • PARANOIA
  • THE BIG WEDDING
  • THE CALL
  • HOMEFRONT 
  • THE LONE RANGER

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Worst Director

  • Malcolm D. Lee and David Zucker / SCARY MOVIE 5
  • Justin Zackham / THE BIG WEDDING
  • John Moore / A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD
  • M. Night Shyamalan / AFTER EARTH
  • Dennis Dugan / GROAN UPS, TOO
  • The 13 People Who Directed MOVIE 43
  • Carl Rinsch / 47 RONIN
  • Tyler Perry / TEMPTATION and A MADEA CHRISTMAS
  • Andrew Niccol / Stephenie Meyer’s THE HOST
  • Ben Stiller / THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY
  • Gore Verbinski / THE LONE RANGER
  • Vince Offer (“The Sham-Wow Guy”) / IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • Robert Luketic / PARANOIA
  • Courtney Solomon / GETAWAY

Worst Supporting Actress 

  • Kim Kardashian / Tyler Perry’s TEMPTATION
  • Lady Gaga / MACHETE KILLS
  • Sofia Vergara / MACHETE KILLS and ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH (Voice Only)
  • Winona Ryder / HOMEFRONT
  • Shirley MacLaine / THE SECRET LIFE of WALTER MITTY
  • Katherine Heigl / THE BIG WEDDING
  • Salma Hayak / GROAN UPS, TOO
  • Abigail Breslin / THE CALL
  • Diane Keaton / THE BIG WEDDING
  • Susan Sarandon / THE BIG WEDDING
  • Lindsay Lohan / SCARY MOVIE 5
  • Kate Winslet / MOVIE 43
  • Helena Bonham Carter / THE LONE RANGER
  • Kate Bosworth / HOMEFRONT and MOVIE 43

Worst Supporting Actor

  • Nick Swardson / GROAN UPS TOO and A HAUNTED HOUSE
  • Taylor Lautner / GROAN UPS TOO
  • James Franco / HOMEFRONT
  • Larry the Cable Guy / A MADEA CHRISTMAS
  • Ben Affleck / RUNNER RUNNER
  • Mel Gibson / MACHETE KILLS
  • William Fichtner / THE LONE RANGER
  • Rob Schneider / IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • Harrison Ford / PARANOIA and ENDER’S GAME
  • Tom Wilkinson / THE LOAN RANGER
  • David Spade / GROAN UPS, TOO
  • Will Smith / AFTER EARTH
  • Charlie Sheen / MACHETE KILLS and SCARY MOVIE 5
  • Armie Hammer / THE LONE RANGER
  • Chris Brown / BATTLE OF THE YEAR

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Worst Actress 

  • Jennifer Hudson / WINNIE MANDELLA
  • Jennifer Lopez / PARKER
  • Lindsay Lohan /THE CANYONS and IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • Selena Gomez / GETAWAY
  • Michelle Pfeifer / THE FAMILY
  • Jurnee Smollett-Bell / Tyler Perry’s TEMPTATION
  • Tyler Perry / A MADEA CHRISTMAS
  • Noomi Rapace / DEAD MAN DOWN and PASSION
  • Saorse Ronan / Stephenie Meyers’ THE HOST
  • Halle Berry / THE CALL and MOVIE 43
  • Naomi Watts / DIANA and MOVIE 43
  • Gemma Arterton / HANSEL and GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS and RUNNER RUNNER

Worst Actor

  • Ben Stiller / THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY
  • Owen Wilson / THE INTERNSHIP and FREE BIRDS (Voice Only)
  • Adrien Brody / IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • Jason Statham / HOMEFRONT and PARKER
  • Keanu Reeves / 47 RONIN
  • Ashton Kutcher / JOBS
  • Robert DeNiro / THE BIG WEDDING, THE FAMILY and GRUDGE MATCH
  • Jaden Smith / AFTER EARTH
  • Vince Vaughn / DELIVERY MAN and THE INTERNSHIP
  • Liam Hemsworth / PARANOIA and LOVE AND HONOR
  • Johnny Depp / THE LONE RANGER
  • Adam Sandler / GROAN-UPS, TOO
  • Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / ESCAPE PLAN and THE LAST STAND
  • Sylvester Stallone / BULLET TO THE HEAD, ESCAPE PLAN and GRUDGE MATCH

Worst Picture

  • PARANOIA
  • AFTER EARTH
  • A MADEA CHRISTMAS
  • SCARY MOVIE 5
  • RUNNER RUNNER
  • THE LONE RANGER
  • THE BIG WEDDING
  • 47 RONIN
  • GROAN UPS, TOO
  • Stephenie Meyers’ THE HOST
  • R.I.P.D.
  • GRUDGE MATCH
  • IN-APP-PROPRIATE COMEDY
  • GETAWAY
  • MOVIE 43
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